Contradictions and enigmas

Some biggest contradictions and enigmas.

1) that you need a page marker.
If you can't remember the number of the page of a book that you are reading how can you suppose you´ll  remember the whole story?
Why can you remember all you have read and not only one (1) number of a page?
To me this is really one of the biggest paradox and enigmas.

2) The lottery seller / ticket vendor:
 Why are they not rich if they could pick up one of all the different numbers they have to sell?

3) helmet for parachuting.

4) Life jacket/vest for airplanes.

5) When someone mark all the pages of the book with a colour marker.

6) When someone is totally naturalist, and eat only bio products because of the "poison" that contains all other products that is not bio, but use very poisoned drugs with over 70 cancer substances as a cigarette and smoke it.
When someone is vegan and smoke.
 (I need the "brain" of Tesla, Einstein, Galileo, Michelangelo, etc. all together to understand this.)

7) When someone don't have coffee for its caffeine and religion reason but have Coca-Cola.

8) When criticize a whore for being a whore but would do the same for one million dollars.
 It's only a question of price for different whores. But a prostitute likewise.

9) When your partner says that she wants you to come from abroad to live with her and you tell her that you received a job offer and then she tells you to discuss the conditions of this contract.

( Can someone be Omnipresent? Be at two different places at the same time?)

10)  When Socialism and Communism should be what indeed it is supposed to be and it is nothing than a mere dictatorship.

11)  Feminist that is "against all the men in the world" but would like to have a penis.
       (Freud was right) ...

12) To pretend to be a Christian and be a lier.

13) When someone says to be against drugs but he/she smokes and drink alcohol.

14) When your partner says you don't need to repeat  what you have told already but she does it one billion times.

15) When a supposed democratic state is not really democratic and elections worth nothing at all because the one whom people voted for will not rule due to the Parliament disagreement.

16) When someone says that want a stable and a serious relationship but not to get married.

17) When she wants to feel loved and makes you feel bad when you give her a gift and she says that you want to change her because you don't like the way she is.

18) When she's not a keen student at all and blames you not to let her study.

19) When she doesn't want to get pregnant but tells you that she's 100% sure that she will if you have sex with her now and make it. (no condon)

20) When you ask her only one question and she replies that you are like in an interrogation and she sends you a PDF with almost two hundred questions that she wants to know about you.

21) People that want to take care of  their health and drink "zero- zero" or only light drinks but smoke ten cigarettes in half an hour.

22) People who want to have a stable and serious relationship as a partner but want to live in different house.

23) Someone who wants to be alone to "study hard" and pass an exam but also wants to live/share a house with other five people.
They might be totally lost and don´t know what they are living for.

24) A woman who's shy or ashamed of being in underwear near other men or people but wear a tiny bikini or tanga at the beach and then is no longer  shy.

25) When supposed feminists says they do not like machist man who want them to cook and do the laundry, the dishes, cleaning, etc.
but this is exactly what they want from a man to do for them. Is this normal? Not at all.

26) A sick-minded who thinks he is better than everybody even when he knows that he is going to die the same way as the poorest man.

27) Someone who thinks he/she is the "owner of the absolute truth" but do not know that he/she is a brainless "piece of shit" for being so arrogant.

28) When you tell someone not to do what you do.
This stupid one should know that an example is worth more than one thousand words.

29) When people go on a diet today and eat double tomorrow.

30) Someone who claims to be a "communist" but love a luxury life and all that the Capitalism can give them. By the way, "Communism" never ever existed. Only tyrants that used its name for their own political purpose for a dictatorship.